aj-neu:

We’re only 9 days into 2017 and the universe is already destroying my mom 😂
I’m just gonna continuously add to this list as the year goes on.

so far:
- messing up something under her car
-locking her keys in the door the day she’s going to get that fixed
-craked her phone
-got an eye infection
-broke a fish in pole she was gonna return
-and got a hella big bill from school

Idk what she did last year cuz karma aint playin

Burnt her arm making French fries 😂😂

We’re only 9 days into 2017 and the universe is already destroying my mom 😂
I’m just gonna continuously add to this list as the year goes on.

so far:
- messing up something under her car
-locking her keys in the door the day she’s going to get that fixed
-craked her phone
-got an eye infection
-broke a fish in pole she was gonna return
-and got a hella big bill from school

Idk what she did last year cuz karma aint playin

dystopiannovelprotagonist:

Steve Rogers
• Was a skinny asthmatic boy

• He grew up in the 1940’s

• His mom died when he was 16, leaving him alone

• He got beat up a lot

• James “Bucky” Buchanan Barnes was his best friend

• Bucky joined the army

• Steve wanted to join the army but could not because of his asthma

• He was finally able to join and then became Captain America but then Bucky died/fell off a train

• He crashes a HYDRA plane that is full of bombs into ice

• He wakes up 70 years later in a strange world

• Assumes all his friends are dead

• Doesn’t feel like he fits in with the 21st century

• Discovers his best friend, in fact, didn’t die, but is instead a brainwashed HYDRA assassin

• Will do ANYTHING to protect Bucky

Tony Stark
• Was a young genius

• Felt extremely neglected by his father

• Graduated high school when he was 15, and graduated MIT when he was 19

• Still did not feel like he could impress his father

• Both his parents died in a car crash

• He inherited his fathers industry

• Still did not feel that he could live up to his father

• His playboy tendencies, and his sarcastic comebacks stem from his insecurities which he masks behind a self-centered facade

• He got bombed by one of his own weapons and nearly died

• Shrapnel from the explosion is constantly trying to reach his heart, were it not for his arc reactor

• He is captured by a terrorist group, who torture him, and force him to make them a missle

• His friend and business partner, Obidiah Stane betrays him

• He discovers his weapons are being sold to terrorists and he stops selling weapons

• He later discovers he is dying from palladium poisoning from the arc reactor

• The son of one of his father’s associates attacks him on a race course

• Aliens invade New York through a portal that opened right over his tower, using his power technology

• He risks his life to take the Nuke through the wormhole

• Suffers PTSD after the Alien attack. Has nightmares, panic attacks, resorts to building things

• His house gets attacked and destroyed

• He doesn’t know if Pepper survived

• He finds her, but he drops her into a flaming abyss (although she turns out to be okay due to extremis)

• His worst nightmare is all of the Avengers being dying (and he feels like he could have saved them)

• He tries to create an artificial intelligence to protect the world. It backfires, and instead results in Ultron, a murderous, angry robot, who plans to kill the entire human race

• Pepper breaks up with him

• A lady tells him about her son that died in Sokovia, and blames him

• He agrees to the accords, because he doesn’t want to make a mistake like Ultron again

• He tries desperately to keep the Avengers together

• He goes to confront Steve and Bucky to bring them in, because he doesn’t want Ross to kill them

• Rhody gets hit by friendly fire, and looses use of his legs

• Natasha defects

• He gets verbally attacked by Clint and Scott in the prisons

• He discovers that Bucky killed his parents, and that Steve knew

• Steve looks like he is about to kill him

• The only people still with him are Rhody, Vision, and promises from Steve

(Source: bazed-andconfused)

lazygirlguidetomakeup:

Skin Care:

• Recommended cleansers for combination skin
• Guide for starting a skin care routine 
• The right way to wash your face  

Foundation+ concealer:

• How to test foundation
  
• Good brands for people with darker skin
• How to cover/treat acne scars and dark marks
  
• How to cover pimples 
• Good drugstore BB Creams
• Guide to undertones
• Basic guide to concealer
  
• Concealer tips and tricks 
• Guide to concealer formulations
• Foundation tips

Blush:

• Blush for your face shape
  
• Blush for your skin tone

Eyes:

• Basic way to apply eye shadow 
  
• Eye makeup for beginners 
• Eye shadow for your eye shape 
  
• Eyeliner application tip
• Eyeliner styles ‘
• winged eyeliner tips 
• More winged eyeliner tips 
• Winged eyeliner for your eye shape
• picking eye shadow for your eye color 
• Eyeliner to change the shape of your eyes

Lips:

• Red lipstick for your skin tone
  
• Lipstick colors for your complexion 
• More lipsticks for your complexion 
• How to get longer lasting lipstick
• How to get the perfect red lip
• Makeup strategies for lips
• Ultimate guide to red lips

Brushes

• foundation brush guide 
  
• Brushes for different products face edition
• Brushology 
• How to clean brushes
• Brushes eye edition

Other tips:

• beginners makeup kit 
  
• Suggestions for beginners
• Makeup order 
• Some things to remember when you’re doing your makeup 
• Good drugstore products/ list of drugstore dupes 

(via jwstudying)

givemebackmybucky:

NAT: the drunk af aunt who spills gov secrets and her drink but still looks classy af

VISION: awkward uncle who stands under the mistletoe in an ugly christmas sweater mumbling about symbolic foliage and its origins, wants to kiss Mysterious fam friend

TONY: wasted cousin from out of town who invited himself, spikes the eggnog with asgards strongest booze and trips over his own feet as he slurs and butchers Oh Holy Night

PEPPER: Wasted cousins wine drunk gf, rearranges vegetable platters to be symmetrical, smells good, only eats organic food

CLINT: second cousin twice removed, sneaks bites from the food before it’s time to eat, disappears into the woods for half a day with nothing but a bow and three arrows

WANDA: mysterious fam friend who carries a knife and tarot cards, speaks in metaphor, lives on spicy food

PIETRO: Mysterious fam friends twin, volunteers to do the shopping, finishes within less than 10min, uses a whole roll of tape to wrap a single present, buys expensive gifts, flirts with Hyped up espresso girl, won the olympics //track// for 3yrs in a row before quitting

BRUCE: acts like a 86 year old grandpa, comes in from out of town just to rage over the thermostat being touched and silently observe everyone, hogs the tv remote

THOR: super spiritual hot guy from out of town, invited by a cousin, unnatural height, broke a cup just by holding it, talks about the universe while downing alcohol like it’s water, never seems to get drunk

JANE: tries to explain physics to a group of children, it ends with them throwing shoes into the fireplace bc “she says it could be a portal” “i said no such thing”

DARCY: makes out with the santa impersonator, hyped up on espresso, talks too fast, friend of Physics (see: jane)

BUCKY: the hot grandpa who still looks 23, appears homicidal in fam pictures, sneaks off with his childhood pal during prayers, has kissed him under the mistletoe 6x and honestly he’s just rubbing it in the single relatives faces now, never married, may or may not have killed a man in 1943, dresses like he’s going to a funeral, listens to johnny cash

STEVE: hot grandpa’s pal, also looks creepily young, tells you to Watch your fucking language, claims he could kill a man with nothing more than a garbage can lid, prob isn’t lying, wears suspenders, still goes to the gym, owns a working record player

LOKI: that one snooty relative everyone avoids, makes babies cry by smiling at them, tells the kids santa isn’t real, insults hot spiritual man in another language, cops are called to break it up

SHARON: repackages store bought pies, pretends theyre homemade, watches It’s A Wonderful Life every year, dresses like she’s going to an office meeting, brings a gun to christmas dinner, small but deadly, leaves early with Gov secrets aunt

SAM: answers everything sarcastically, ex military, irons his clothes, swears a lot, argues about how to properly cook a turkey before taking over altogether, smells like soap and the outdoors, tells Wasted cousin to back the fuck off, leaves mid dinner bc he thought he saw a very rare bird, brings his pal riley who is also his secret bf but everyone knows

RHODEY: neighbor who tells the same stories every year but changes minor details, has too much spiked eggnog and knocks over the tree, butchers christmas songs with Wasted cousin, bonds with Ex Military Sarcastic relative over the future of aviation, no one knows his real name

SCOTT: fresh out of prison, spends the entire time oogling Hot grandpa’s pal, makes you look at a seemingly endless stream of pictures of his daughter, hates baskin robbins, has an ant farm, overly physically affectionate

WADE: tries to kiss his sisters boyfriend under the mistletoe, wears crocs with socks, brings a bag of chimichanga’s that he refuses to share, his plus one is his blind elderly roommate, blasts rap music at one in the morning, has a witty retort on the ready, shamelessly wears a lewd christmas sweater, winks at your mom, seductively eats candy canes while maintaining eye contact

PETER: 16yo nephew who collects comic books, designated amateur photographer, watches star wars religiously, climbs things he shouldn’t, thinks the 90’s are vintage, actually a danger noodle

((if you have a request lmk and I’ll make one for that character. this was fun))

shee-it-skarsgard:

I miss Bill Skarsgård.

Where is he? What is he doing? Is he okay? Does he need anything? How’s he holding up? Is he eating well? Drinking enough water? Sleeping well?

I need to know he’s okay.